Definitions by Sue Don M.

moist boy 

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

moist boy by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017

kiloWeiner 

Unit of arousal named after cartoonist Zach Weiner. An increase in kiloWeiners often corresponds to a decrease in guilt.

Arousal during masturbation often peaks around 10,000 kiloWeiners.

kiloWeiner by Sue Don M. June 30, 2011

trupkin 

The act of sticking one's tongue in a car's tailpipe, especially when for sexual pleasure.

I saw this sexy Ferrari, and I just had to give it a trupkin.

trupkin by Sue Don M. May 9, 2011

expuberance 

The realization that the thirteen-year-old you would be happy with your current sex life. Portmanteau of "exuberance" and "puberty." Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Girl: Is it okay if I dress as Batgirl tonight? It's kind of a turn-on.
Boy: Words cannot describe my expuberance.

expuberance by Sue Don M. March 4, 2011

telepathetic 

Word used to describe telepathic abilities that only ever lead to calamity.

So just because the head alien dies, the space ship goes down? I guess there must've been a telepathetic connection.

telepathetic by Sue Don M. November 23, 2010

homohm

A unit of homosexuality derived from the ohm. Coined by Zachary Weiner.

Son: Dad... I'm gay.
Dad: How gay?
Son: 6.4 homohms.
Dad: That is within acceptable bounds.

homohm by Sue Don M. November 10, 2010

Asher Roth 

A very deep and clever rapper. Showing himself to be an incredibly talented lyricist, he writes songs on a variety of topics including, but not limited to, the following:

*Getting high.
*Getting drunk.
*Getting wasted.
*Smoking blunts.
*Getting fucked up.
*Doing the above things at college.

He's attracted his fair share of haters, but you can't deny the grace and skill with which he makes himself into a cheap gimmick.

Asher Roth is dope, my homedog bitchskillet.

Asher Roth by Sue Don M. April 25, 2009