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Asanta

A person who lacks a belief in the existence of Santa

Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people are by default asantas, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
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brunette bombshell

That's how I see it, anyway.
Brunette bombshells rock!
by Submitters of Words July 11, 2011
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Illiterate

I just love it when grammar nazis misspell illiterate...
by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011
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Conservative

People who tend to have black and white opinions on nearly every issue in the universe. Don't realize the importance of situational ethics. This is most likely the result of a fundamentalist religious upbringing.
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Religion

Religion is a failed attempt at understanding the natural world around us, why we exist and what the hell our purpose is.
Science may not be able to answer these questions, but that doesn't mean religion can instead does it?
Perhaps some questions simply don't have answers?
Grow up people!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
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Celestial Dictator

Who else but a celestial dictator would set up an eternal concentration camp for nonbelievers?
by Submitters of Words May 12, 2011
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Assentials

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.
by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011
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