Stutley's definitions

Fonzie

From a 1970's TV show probably the coolest character ever, Fonzie has achieved much for mankind such as defying health and safety regulations by riding his bike into al's dinner, he also freed the squares. Fonzie is a true legend and his spirit shall always live on

Homer:Fonzie's Jacket!!!!!!
Bart:Whos Fonzie???
Homer:WHOS FONZIE!!!! DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN SCHOOL!!! HE FREED THE SQUARES!!!!

by Stutley November 28, 2003

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005

Johnny Foreigner

A chap who isn't from English i.e. foreigner but to make him sound more un-English add Johnny

Johnny Foreigner: Purpose of visit
Englishman: Imperialism now out of my way Johnny Foreigner
JF: Yes sir, tell me more of these pounds and inches

by Stutley February 1, 2005

dyslexic

i'm dyslexic i found it

me

by Stutley August 19, 2003

Manowar

Gods Of Metal Doesn't Really Need Anything Else Does It?

"Rape Their Women As They Cry"

by Stutley November 28, 2003

Chavster

The ulimate cruising beast 1 litre of pure power and fun

whoa thats the Chavster!!

by Stutley October 18, 2004

air guitar

In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen

watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship

by Stutley November 12, 2004