Stutley's definitions

false metal

a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn

Heavy Metal...or no Metal at all wimps and posers...leave the hall...Heavy Metal

by Stutley August 14, 2004

chuckle brothers

two men who live possibly the best lives ever, they have impossible jobs on a regular basis such as pilots, they have no training for this and drive a crazy over sized pedal car everywhere for no real reason

their amazing catch phrase "to me to you"

by Stutley August 14, 2004

Johnny Foreigner

A chap who isn't from English i.e. foreigner but to make him sound more un-English add Johnny

Johnny Foreigner: Purpose of visit
Englishman: Imperialism now out of my way Johnny Foreigner
JF: Yes sir, tell me more of these pounds and inches

by Stutley February 1, 2005

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005

Party Hard

A message from Andrew WK to Party hard all day every day

When it's time to party we will party hard

You,
You work all night (all night)
And when you work you don't feel all right
And we,
We can't stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do what others do
(no)
Do what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

All right
You,
You break the thing
And when you play you feel all right
But we,
We can't stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do what others do
(no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
We do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

by Stutley April 22, 2004

Chavster

The ulimate cruising beast 1 litre of pure power and fun

whoa thats the Chavster!!

by Stutley October 18, 2004

The Kod Squad

An elite crime fighting team keeping the streets of north hert's safe

ok guys lets lets pull him over

by Stutley October 23, 2004