Definitions by Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Cum Killer
{kum keeler} noun, 1. Anything that brings intercourse to a non-climactic end and completely kills any and all sex drive/desire 2. A person that starts crying and/or becomes overly needy, emotional, contemplative and/or somber during intercourse
That shotgun blast to my ass was a real cum killer.
Her nasty fart was a real cum killer.
She's a real cum killer - all of a sudden she started to sob while we were shagging.
Her nasty fart was a real cum killer.
She's a real cum killer - all of a sudden she started to sob while we were shagging.
Cum Killer by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
Voconstable
{voh-kahn-stah-bull} noun, 1. A person that corrects the mis-pronounciation, mis-spelling and/or mis-application of a word in speech, print or signing
The voconstable corrected me by pointing out that it's prodigious, not prodiginous.
The voconstable quickly denounced our use of the word "Spanglish"... it's just plain wrong!
The voconstable quickly denounced our use of the word "Spanglish"... it's just plain wrong!
Voconstable by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
Hotburn
{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching
Hotburn by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
Fragita
My girl is such a fragita, she freaks out if I simply look at another woman.
No matter what I do for her/him, it seems that my fragita can never get enough attention from me.
No matter what I do for her/him, it seems that my fragita can never get enough attention from me.
Fragita by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
Spatterhund
{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk
Spatterhund by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
Dumphus
{dum-fuss} noun, 1. A person that is extraordinarily stupid 2. A person that is socially inept, especially with regard to the opposite sex 3. A silly person - to the point of being revolting.
Dumphus actually thinks that "Chicken-of-the-Sea" is chicken.
Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!
Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.
Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!
Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.
Dumphus by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
Jake-Brake
{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)
No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.
Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
Jake-Brake by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009