Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Bookerd

{book-rd} adjective, 1. the condition of being highly intoxicated 2. fubared

That guy is bookerd.

She planned on getting bookerd. Now she's paying for it with a hangover from hell.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Cum Killer

{kum keeler} noun, 1. Anything that brings intercourse to a non-climactic end and completely kills any and all sex drive/desire 2. A person that starts crying and/or becomes overly needy, emotional, contemplative and/or somber during intercourse

That shotgun blast to my ass was a real cum killer.

Her nasty fart was a real cum killer.

She's a real cum killer - all of a sudden she started to sob while we were shagging.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Hotburn

{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching

That hotburn made me gag.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Shaggnatts

{shag-nats} noun, 1. a very hairy scrotum

He has shaggnatts.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009