Stupid Is As Stupid Does's definitions

Double Shelved

{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted

He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."

Oh man, you got double shelved!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Hotburn

{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching

That hotburn made me gag.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Shaggnatts

{shag-nats} noun, 1. a very hairy scrotum

He has shaggnatts.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009

Big Daddy Duke

{beeg dahddee dook} noun, 1. A very popular male - especially amongst females 2. An alpha male with lots of money 3. A very large penis

We'll get Big Daddy Duke to bring the chicks.

He ain't called Big Daddy Duke for no reason - he makes a hundred grand a year.

Wow, he's got a Big Daddy Duke - I couldn't get it all the way in. I choked, I gagged, I quiffed...Oh my!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009

Fi Jamma Slamma

{fy-jahm-mah-slahm-mah} noun, 1. a physical fight or altercation involving a large number of people - usually involving weapons such as bats, sticks, knives, brass nuckles, etc. 2. a rumble

We're getting ready for tonight's fi jamma slamma. Are you in? If so, bring a weapon.

Last night's fi jamma slamma involved more than fifteen people - with three being hurt badly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009

Fragita

{frah-gee-tah} noun, 1. An overly needy, insecure person; typcially a female

My girl is such a fragita, she freaks out if I simply look at another woman.

No matter what I do for her/him, it seems that my fragita can never get enough attention from me.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009