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fricksuality 

straight man: my fricksuality is homosexual
fricksuality by Stupid Af July 7, 2021
Something used to connect words together into a two word phrase. Also used when a writing is suddenly interrupted.

Not to be a smartass, but to you white girls, it is NOT used to end literally every sentence ever! Did you guys go to school or what?
Correct usage:
Guy 1: Im going to go get some ice cream.
Guy 2: DA-
Guy 1: And I'm getting vanilla ice cream.
Guy 2: Ok, you didn't have to interrupt me like that you half-witted fuck!

Incorrect usage:
Girl 1: oh my god we're getting a cat today-
Girl 2: i wish i had a cat-
Logical Person: Did you guys go to preschool?
- by Stupid Af July 6, 2021
When an opinion is so good it can be considered a fact.
A fact by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Grabba Dick 

Your child's name in Kahoot.
Parent 1: What's my child's name in Kahoot?
Everyone: Grabba Dick
Grabba Dick by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

The Roblox Guy 

Guy 1: *at concert* Hey, it's the roblox guy!
The Roblox Guy: Shoot a child in your mouth while I'm ridin'
The Roblox Guy by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Virginity 

It's like a balloon. It's easy to pop, yet irreversible once you do it.
Guy 1: Virginity is like a balloon. It's easy to pop, but impossible to get back.
Virginity by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Super Smash DaBros

Having sex with the bros, except it ain't gay if it da homies.
Guy 1: wanna play super smash dabros?
other guys: hell yeah lets have a sevensome!!!