Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Seeya

<interjection> Slang

Contraction of 'See you' meaning "Good-bye."
The term 'See you' is technically an omission, as it would have originated from people saying "I will see you later" or "I shall see you tomorrow" etc.

See also Cya and C U

"I'm going now, Chris. Seeya"
"Ok then, Byeeeeeeeeessssss!!!"
"The fuck was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Well seeya anyways..."
"... Bye."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Hard

<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.

1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

ºK

<n> Science;

ºKelvin is the scale used in science on the same incremental level as celsius with its reference point 0 being absolute zero (-273ºC), as opposed to celsius which has the reference at the freezing point of water (0ºC).

--> most people only know of two temperature measurements, Farenheit and Celsius. But there are in fact three, Kelvin being the third.

"Abdul noted that water freezes at 273ºK and boils at 373ºK."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.

1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."

by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

A shed-full

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of something.

"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."

"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

Cum-Bath

<n> Slang;

1) When a female (or a man, respectively) is repeatedly showered with a large amount of cum from several other males.

2) To take a bath in cum.

See also: Bukkake

"Florence had ran out of Johnson's so she decided to have a cum-bath."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004