Stouffer's definitions

arsewinch

n. colloquialism. expletive. see also spankathon. butthinge. annular ring shank

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

butthinge

n. colloquialism. expletive.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

annular ring shank

n. colloquialism. expletive. A dick. see also scandinavian pig farmer, arabian cheese manufacturer, rectal cheese wire face

"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

porn

n. Reading and viewing material, otherwise known as 'cliterature'.

As Bill Hicks once said "any material devoid of content that induces sexual thoughts. So every advertising campaign on TV. When I'm watching that double-mint commercial 'double the pleasure - double the fun' with those twins; I'm not thinking about gum, that's for fucking sure"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002