Definitions by Stop the Pendulum
1-2 punch
1-2 punch by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006
swami
A person who knows and points out the truth before you can weasel your way out of it. A type of a mind reader.
I thought I could get away with fibbing about sneaking food in the middle of the night. Little did I know I was dealing with a swami, and she doesn't let me get away with anything! The woman can read my mind!!!
swami by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006
conscience
A sense of right and wrong, something neocons right-wing republicans, and other garden variety sociopaths do not have.
You have to check your conscience at the door to work for the White House nowadays, simply because the Bush administration doesn't have one.
conscience by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006
steel bodyguard
A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.
steel bodyguard by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006
hissy fit
Tweety, my late calico cat, constantly hissed at the other cats in the house. We called her Madame Hissy Fit as a result.
hissy fit by Stop the pendulum April 3, 2006
swami sense
The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.
You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!
swami sense by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006
Weed Whacker
A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.
My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!
Weed Whacker by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006