Stooo's definitions

DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

by Stooo March 23, 2003

Stu

Not Stooo. That's all you need to know. Move on.

"I am not Stu."
- Stooo

by Stooo March 21, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent

A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.

'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.

"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

WP

Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"

"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."

by Stooo March 18, 2003

Bumplestiltskin

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

by Stooo March 19, 2003

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

nu-metal

Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.

Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?

by Stooo May 23, 2003