20 definitions by Stooo
A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.
"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.
- A person in the know.
by Stooo April 05, 2003
Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump!
"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo
- Stooo
by Stooo May 29, 2003
Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
by Stooo June 30, 2003
Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.
Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?
by Stooo May 23, 2003
To do the Nu-Metal Face:
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.
by Stooo March 21, 2003
1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.
2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.
Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.
Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
by Stooo March 18, 2003

