Definitions by Stoner

hats 

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

hats by stoner November 13, 2004

The ball is in your court 

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

The ball is in your court by Stoner October 18, 2004

Green 

The colour someone goes when they smoke too much Marijuana.

"Dude, he's gone green again"

Green by Stoner October 17, 2004

KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004

magic milkshake

milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis

yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!

magic milkshake by stoner January 1, 2004

dirt weed 

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

dirt weed by Stoner October 8, 2003

lung 

The way I first took hashish. basically it envolves a plastic bottle with a cut end , to which a plastic carrier bag is attached.

Lung: The perfect way to a perfect high

lung by stoner September 28, 2003