Definitions by Still Broadcasting Co
Jack Off Sandwhich
an extremely disorganized, nonsensical, or absurd situation where two things that have absolute zero business being combined are forced together (e.g., an incompetent recruiter asking if you're on your way to an interview without giving you an address, time, or pay rate).
This recruiter ghosted me for three days, called me out of nowhere asking if I was in the parking lot without giving me the address, and expected me to jump through hoops for $20 an hour and a Jack off sandwhich.
Jack Off Sandwhich by Still Broadcasting Co September 28, 2026
Mocket Ponster
A hilarious spoonerism of "Pocket Monster" (Pokémon). Originally appearing as a randomized, cheeky Easter egg horse name in Game Freak's Pocket Card Jockey, it has evolved into a community slang term used to describe off-brand, bizarre, or bootleg digital monsters.
Look at this weird knock-off Pikachu toy I found at the flea market; it’s an absolute Mocket Ponster."
Mocket Ponster by Still Broadcasting Co September 4, 2026
Ball Smack Tax
The extra premium (in money, time, or pain) you pay when you approach a mechanic, tradesperson, or service provider with an emergency, unrealistic deadline, or unprepared project. Usually applied to people who bought a cheap project (boat, RV, car) and now want it fixed yesterday.
“He wanted the whole 1986 boat done this week with no inspection? That’s automatic Ball Smack Tax.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
Ball Smack Tax by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
Dry Cheeks
Getting absolutely fucked over or taken advantage of in a deal, job, or situation with zero mercy, zero preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "dry" emphasizes that there was no easing into it — no lube, no warning, no grace period. Straight raw consequences.
“I told him I needed the boat rigged by Friday… ended up with dry cheeks for $2,800.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”
Dry Cheeks by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
CheeksGettingBall-Smacked
To get absolutely fucked over — usually financially, professionally, or in a deal — with zero mercy, no preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "no lube" variation emphasizes that it’s especially rough and unexpected.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
"Bro told me he needed the entire 1986 boat rigged up this week… cheeksgettingball-smacked with no lube if I touch that job."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
CheeksGettingBall-Smacked by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
DieselDukejr
A certified diesel and heavy equipment mechanic with 12 years of heavy-duty experience, trained across Caterpillar, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale equipment. A Diesel Duke is the type of technician who can go from diagnosing a car one day to troubleshooting an overhead crane the next — and still make sense of the electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, and diagnostic mess that scared everyone else away.
“Don’t guess at it again. Call DieselDukejr — he’s certified on Cat, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale, and he actually knows material handling equipment.”
DieselDukejr by Still Broadcasting Co May 4, 2026
POGO
Duke’s Diagnostic Method (PGCO Framework) is a practical diagnostic system used to identify electrical and control system failures. The method is based on four core elements required for proper system operation:
Power
Ground
Command
Output
By verifying these elements in sequence, technicians can systematically isolate faults without relying on guesswork.
Power
Ground
Command
Output
By verifying these elements in sequence, technicians can systematically isolate faults without relying on guesswork.
POGO by Still Broadcasting Co May 3, 2026