Definitions by Still Broadcasting Co
Ball Smack Tax
The extra premium (in money, time, or pain) you pay when you approach a mechanic, tradesperson, or service provider with an emergency, unrealistic deadline, or unprepared project. Usually applied to people who bought a cheap project (boat, RV, car) and now want it fixed yesterday.
“He wanted the whole 1986 boat done this week with no inspection? That’s automatic Ball Smack Tax.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
“I quoted him normal rates… then he said ‘this week’ — Ball Smack Tax activated.”
Ball Smack Tax by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
Dry Cheeks
Getting absolutely fucked over or taken advantage of in a deal, job, or situation with zero mercy, zero preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "dry" emphasizes that there was no easing into it — no lube, no warning, no grace period. Straight raw consequences.
“I told him I needed the boat rigged by Friday… ended up with dry cheeks for $2,800.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”
Dry Cheeks by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
CheeksGettingBall-Smacked
To get absolutely fucked over — usually financially, professionally, or in a deal — with zero mercy, no preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "no lube" variation emphasizes that it’s especially rough and unexpected.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
"Bro told me he needed the entire 1986 boat rigged up this week… cheeksgettingball-smacked with no lube if I touch that job."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
CheeksGettingBall-Smacked by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
DieselDukejr
A certified diesel and heavy equipment mechanic with 12 years of heavy-duty experience, trained across Caterpillar, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale equipment. A Diesel Duke is the type of technician who can go from diagnosing a car one day to troubleshooting an overhead crane the next — and still make sense of the electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, and diagnostic mess that scared everyone else away.
“Don’t guess at it again. Call DieselDukejr — he’s certified on Cat, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale, and he actually knows material handling equipment.”
DieselDukejr by Still Broadcasting Co May 4, 2026
POGO
Duke’s Diagnostic Method (PGCO Framework) is a practical diagnostic system used to identify electrical and control system failures. The method is based on four core elements required for proper system operation:
Power
Ground
Command
Output
By verifying these elements in sequence, technicians can systematically isolate faults without relying on guesswork.
Power
Ground
Command
Output
By verifying these elements in sequence, technicians can systematically isolate faults without relying on guesswork.
POGO by Still Broadcasting Co May 3, 2026
DieselDukeJr
A certified diesel and heavy equipment mechanic with 12 years of heavy-duty experience, trained across Caterpillar, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale equipment. A Diesel Duke is the type of technician who can go from diagnosing a car one day to troubleshooting an overhead crane the next — and still make sense of the electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, and diagnostic mess that scared everyone else away.
Diesel Duke started turning wrenches in 2005 and officially stepped into the heavy-duty mechanic world in 2014, building a reputation around field service, diagnostics, corrective repair, and equipment that actually makes money when it runs. His strongest lanes are heavy agricultural equipment and material handling equipment, including forklifts, telehandlers, skid steers, compact construction equipment, generators, pumps, compressors, and diesel-powered machines that do not care about anyone’s feelings.
A Diesel Duke is not just a “mobile mechanic.” He is the guy you call when the parts cannon failed, the codes lied, the wiring diagram got ignored, and three other people already said, “I don’t know.” Known for sharp diagnostics, brand knowledge, and the ability to work across multiple equipment families, Diesel Duke brings dealership-level thinking with field-service practicality.
Diesel Duke started turning wrenches in 2005 and officially stepped into the heavy-duty mechanic world in 2014, building a reputation around field service, diagnostics, corrective repair, and equipment that actually makes money when it runs. His strongest lanes are heavy agricultural equipment and material handling equipment, including forklifts, telehandlers, skid steers, compact construction equipment, generators, pumps, compressors, and diesel-powered machines that do not care about anyone’s feelings.
A Diesel Duke is not just a “mobile mechanic.” He is the guy you call when the parts cannon failed, the codes lied, the wiring diagram got ignored, and three other people already said, “I don’t know.” Known for sharp diagnostics, brand knowledge, and the ability to work across multiple equipment families, Diesel Duke brings dealership-level thinking with field-service practicality.
“Don’t guess at it again. Call DieselDukejr — he’s certified on Cat, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale, and he actually knows material handling equipment.”
DieselDukeJr by Still Broadcasting Co May 3, 2026
chemportal
Chemportal is commonly associated with speculative humor, sci-fi storytelling, and butterfly-effect scenarios in which attempts to “fix” the past create unexpected consequences. In online culture, the chemportal refers to Chicks With Time Machines may also refer to ironic or surreal time-travel narratives that blend serious science fiction concepts with chaotic or comedic outcomes.
“The timeline got worse after they tried to fix the chemportal”
“Sounds like the chemportal was repaired by the Chicks With Time Machines.”
“Sounds like the chemportal was repaired by the Chicks With Time Machines.”
chemportal by Still Broadcasting Co February 25, 2026