Stiffy's definitions

Stinkoman

The Japanese version of Strong Bad (Japanese=Blue hair!). He's a crime-fighting superhero if ever there was one! He lives in the year 20X6.

Oww! He spiked my eye! It hurts SOOO bad!!!

by Stiffy February 13, 2004

Trogdor

Strong Bad's how-to-draw-a-dragon dragon. Its body is S-shaped and it has one muscular arm sticking out of its back. He burns and stomps all the peasents in the night.

And then the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTT!

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

Teen Girl Squad

The typical teenage foursome created by Strong Bad.

We three can go to the mall!
Whats-her-face, you can go to a thrift store, or junkyard.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

grumblecakes

Kevin Grumbles's specialty.

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something intelligient.
What's that?
You know, a little cake, with some steam and sugar...

by Stiffy March 3, 2004

Homestarrunner.Net

It's DOT COM!

Homestarruner.net
It's dot com.
Oh, right. Homestarrunner.Net. IT'S DOT COM!

by Stiffy March 5, 2004

Marshie

He's Fluffity, he's Puffity!
1,2,3,4,5!
6,7,8,9,10!
(no, really, he's an annoying marshmallow that is the mascott of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows)

I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.

by Stiffy March 5, 2004