Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.