Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

dopple gagger

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

by Sticky whistle teeth June 25, 2017

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017