Definitions by Sticky whistle teeth
Chicago Tribune
A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper
Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.
Chicago Tribune by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Cotton ball massage
A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
Cotton ball massage by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Cripple Stumpskin
Cripple Stumpskin by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Fistectomy
Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.
Fistectomy by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Farty popper
Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.
Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.
Farty popper by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
red water rafting
Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
red water rafting by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Cock knocker
Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.
Cock knocker by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017