Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

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Cripple Stumpskin

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

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The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

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When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

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The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

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Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

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Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

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