Sticky AKA's definitions
When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.
Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!
by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019
Get the Textinlove mug.A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.
Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.
by Sticky AKA August 20, 2016
Get the Smell the cake mug.Clicksterbaiting is when someone has something of value for sale and posts it online just to seek a reaction when in reality they will never sell the item, they just want to have people say great things about it so they’ll feel good about themselves.
Jimmy had a first appearance of Spider-Man comic book. He posted pictures of it on his social with the caption “not sure if I should sell it or keep it!” He knew it was going anywhere, he was just clicksterbaiting.
by Sticky AKA May 9, 2022
Get the Clicksterbaiting mug.A person who started out with nothing, became rich along the way, but still remains classless, filthy and lacks etiquette.
Bob has money to burn, but his greasy hair , stained shirt, smelly socks and unwashed hands clearly show he's a dirty nailer.
by Sticky AKA November 24, 2016
Get the dirty nailer mug."The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwife mug.