A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.
Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.
by Sticky AKA August 20, 2016
Get the Smell the cake mug."The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwife mug.BaruchHasheming is an endearing, and by definition religious way of thanking the lord for everything and anything by saying Baruch Hashem at the end of every sentence or writing BH" at the end of every text. It's mostly used by young, orthodox Jewish people, but is not restricted as such. Thanking the Lord day and night is a thing, right?
Shayndi: Look at your six children, so happy! Baruch Hashem! When is the 7th due?
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!
by Sticky AKA October 23, 2019
Get the BaruchHasheming" mug.When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.
Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!
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Get the Textinlove mug.Sandra was so grossed out by the pervment that she immediately threw out her shoes when she got home.
When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...
When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
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