Sticky AKA's definitions

BaruchHasheming"

BaruchHasheming is an endearing, and by definition religious way of thanking the lord for everything and anything by saying Baruch Hashem at the end of every sentence or writing BH" at the end of every text. It's mostly used by young, orthodox Jewish people, but is not restricted as such. Thanking the Lord day and night is a thing, right?

Shayndi: Look at your six children, so happy! Baruch Hashem! When is the 7th due?
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!

by Sticky AKA October 23, 2019

Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.

Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!

by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019

facelover

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

dirty nailer

A person who started out with nothing, became rich along the way, but still remains classless, filthy and lacks etiquette.

Bob has money to burn, but his greasy hair , stained shirt, smelly socks and unwashed hands clearly show he's a dirty nailer.

by Sticky AKA November 24, 2016

Ex-girlwife

"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.

G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."

by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015