Steven Norgate's definitions

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

ming

Verb. Ming (See also minger)

She mings mercilessly!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Pussy

Rhyming slang - Pussy Cat = Twat.

by Steven Norgate March 20, 2007

arsed

Bothered. See also arse and arsey

I really can't be aresed to do anything at work today!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

arsey

To be grumpy. see also arse and arsed

Do get arsey with me! - Don't go into a bad modd.

alt. He's got his arse in a sling/his hand. - He's being grumpy.

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Arse Bandit

Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

shithouse

An outside toilet.

I don't fancy your chances's, he's built like brick shit house!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003