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Definitions by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN

and shit 

Usually when you have no way to complete a sentence. Also when you have no idea what you are doing, so you say something stupid and add 'and shit' to the end.
LadyArevalo: noooooo hes gonna make me lift weights and shit

balloons 

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.
Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

the woods 

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.
Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

quick hack 

A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.
When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.

Would you like a game? 

Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.
FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.

what u doin 

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

jeeeeeeeeesus

Usually when in complete dismay about something. Tends to deal with money.
Waiter brings the bill for $17.24 for the young couple. Man looks at the bill: "Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!"