Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN's definitions

no way

When there is 0% chance that something has occured or will happen. Also when one is so appalled by one's statement that they have no response but the phrase itself. Often said by high intellects and geniuses.

Fucking Weinberg: Yo steve, chip in an extra $2 for the bill.
Steven: NO WAY!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

balloons

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

cruisin

When a 0-15 year old child take's out his parent's vehicles with no permit nevermind a license.

All the broads wanted to jump in the backseat when Weinberg and Tony went cruisin in the XJS.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 2, 2005

I don't know, u?

Possibly the least intelligent response to any question asked. Credited to David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02', BU 06')

weinberg: yo dave, you in the room?
weinshel: i don't know, u?

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

what it is son

1. Typically a greeting by a black male to a homie. Commonly used in the exchange of goods or services.

2. Said from a father to a son, usually when the son has fallen upon the father's lap.

1. Man approaches the register. Clerk asks, "What it is son?"

2. Son: Dad, I need to talk to you about something.
Dad: What it is son? And wasssssssup?

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

kickers

Chicken cuisine available at Dominos nationwide. Costs either $6.99 or $10 along with a small 1-topping pizza.

Yo, let me get some fuckin kickers and a small mushroom pizza for 10 bucks.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005