SteveMick Pete's definitions

crud

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

by SteveMick Pete January 17, 2007

bowel buster

an incredibley large poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to do a bowel buster

by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

Clemmed

To be cold, feel the cold. (This is a word only used in Sheffield by Sheffielders)

"you look clemmed love"

by SteveMick Pete December 4, 2005

snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

babba

to go and make poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to have a babba

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

Grizzly

impacted, hard substance picked out of one's nose

My nose feels blocked, must be full of grizzlys

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005