Definitions by SteveMick Pete

crud 

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

crud by SteveMick Pete January 17, 2007

shock 

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

shock by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

babba 

to go and make poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to have a babba

babba by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

Dim 

A child or teenager of low intelligence, usually hanging out on street corners and looking rather menacing.

I'm not going out when it's dark, too many dims about.

Dim by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

Grizzly 

impacted, hard substance picked out of one's nose

My nose feels blocked, must be full of grizzlys

Grizzly by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

snot candles 

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

snot candles by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

bowel buster 

an incredibley large poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to do a bowel buster

bowel buster by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005