shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

crud

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

Dim

A child or teenager of low intelligence, usually hanging out on street corners and looking rather menacing.

I'm not going out when it's dark, too many dims about.

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

Grizzly

impacted, hard substance picked out of one's nose

My nose feels blocked, must be full of grizzlys

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

bowel buster

an incredibley large poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to do a bowel buster

by SteveMick Pete December 04, 2005

Clemmed

To be cold, feel the cold. (This is a word only used in Sheffield by Sheffielders)

"you look clemmed love"

by SteveMick Pete December 03, 2005