Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steve Winters

Toothpick

Tim getting wood after watching his grandma get out of her wheelchair.

Man, Tim did you just a toothpick watching your grandma get out her wheelchair?

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A torture chamber where young Winters boys are forced to watch Aladdin. Whilst camping with other out boys forced to watch Disney epics.

Man, my mom pinkroomed the shit out of me and my boys last night!

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v. When your mom noses the mailmans semen.

Yesterday your mom carped three times.
(editors note) How much mail do you guys get?

carp by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

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when a man is grinding his project X against a woman's ass and she creams.

damn mom, that's some wicked project y running down your leg!

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The situation in which a man is dancing with a woman, grinding his junk against her ass and sports wood. also see wood.

man, i was totally giving that hooker project x! and she loved it! see project Y.

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when a girl enjoys a nice project X, delivers a nice project Y and her ass creams up to announce her coming out as a woman

mom, my project Z is running down your leg!

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don't stain your mom's stink star! it's an antique!

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