Steve Stephalonavich's definitions

Editurd

1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.

2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.

1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.

2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Manute Bowl

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.

Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

A

1. First letter in the alphabet.
2. Canadian 'hello'.
3. An informal greeting.
4. The highest grade one can attain in an American classroom setting.

Guy1: A, A, A! where you going baby!?
Girl1: I'm going back to Toronto A!

by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014

Whorenet

1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.

2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.

3. A hornet who is a whore.

1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?

2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.

3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

A Needle Nose

1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.

2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.

1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.

2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

A JFK

Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.

I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Poor-no

1. The pornography of the poor.
2. Two or more poor people engaged in a sexual act.
3. A rich person.
4. One who refuses being poor.

5. The denouncement of poverty.
6. Saying 'no' quite poorly.

example 1
guy: last night we passed by skid-row and we seen these bums doing a Poor-no in the middle of the street!

example 2
Cop1: Are you in a gang BOY!?
Guy: no
Cop2: well that was a Poor-no! say it with some balls BOY . . .

Guy: NO, I AM NOT A GANG MEMBER, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT . . .

Cop1: Much better boy, thank you.

by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014