Steve Stephalonavich's definitions

Poor-no

1. The pornography of the poor.
2. Two or more poor people engaged in a sexual act.
3. A rich person.
4. One who refuses being poor.

5. The denouncement of poverty.
6. Saying 'no' quite poorly.

example 1
guy: last night we passed by skid-row and we seen these bums doing a Poor-no in the middle of the street!

example 2
Cop1: Are you in a gang BOY!?
Guy: no
Cop2: well that was a Poor-no! say it with some balls BOY . . .

Guy: NO, I AM NOT A GANG MEMBER, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT . . .

Cop1: Much better boy, thank you.

by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

A Charlie Murphy

A murphy caused by a charlie horse.

Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Douche Baguette

The female equivalent of Douche Bag.

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Whorenet

1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.

2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.

3. A hornet who is a whore.

1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?

2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.

3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.

1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Manute Bowl

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.

Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013