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A Charlie Murphy

Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the A Charlie Murphymug.

Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the Absholemug.

Whorenet

1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.

2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.

3. A hornet who is a whore.
1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?

2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.

3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the Whorenetmug.

A JFK

Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.
I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
mugGet the A JFKmug.

A Foreigner

1. The act of sticking four fingers into the vagina or anus of an unknown woman.
2. The act of sticking one's fingers or toes inside an unknown person.

3. A person from a foreign country.
Little kid: hey dude last night I finger banged your sister.
Little Kid2: ha,ha so what, last night your mom let me bust A Foreigner on her old-horny ass!
by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014
mugGet the A Foreignermug.

Manute Bowl

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.
Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the Manute Bowlmug.

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
mugGet the A Coach Bagmug.

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