Definitions by Steve Jordan

Dualy

(Doo-lee) A Hundred Dollar Bill. Made up of 2 Ulies. A Uly is a 50 dollar bill, named for Ulysses Grant who's face appears on it.

"Nigga, I bet you a dualy you cayn't jump that mu-fuckin' fence"

Dualy by Steve Jordan November 8, 2007

Dolby 

A girl who you are trying to pick up in a bar who is just fuckable, specifically a 5.1 on a scale of 1-10. She spends most of the night drunkenly singing every song that is played on the jukebox very loudly directly into your ear.(Named for Dolby 5.1 surround sound)

A:"Where's Andrew?"
B:"He's been over at the other end of the bar all night with that dolby singing "Barbie Girl" into his ear."

Dolby by Steve Jordan October 29, 2007

Uly 

(Yoo - lee) A 50 dollar bill. Referring to Ulysses Grant,who is on the bill

"Yo, how much did you tip the bartender?"
"I threw her a Uly"

Uly by Steve Jordan July 17, 2007

Scare Wizard 

(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.

Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.

Scare Wizard by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006

Nig It Up 

1.) A goodbye phrase which encourages, chilling out, taking care of one's self, staying black, and any other form of keeping it real.

A: Yo, I leave for Miami tomorrow.
B: Aight man, Nig It Up

Nig It Up by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006

Suckfest 

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

Suckfest by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006