Steve's definitions

adampootsicizing

The process of dating a plethora of the female gender often ending in tongue and or "nobbers." This process is augmented by not getting any work done with Steve and letting Joe fade into oblivion. Good intention is present, but execution is poor.

When someone dates a bunch of girls and forgets his friends exists and ignores their cries of loneliness.

by Steve February 23, 2005

Gay D McFuckah

Word use to describe our boss JD McDonough when he is being a DouchieMacBag(see definition)

Damn McFuckah your getting on my nerves

by Steve January 5, 2004

Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

by Steve January 22, 2004

kexpresso

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time

My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso

by Steve October 22, 2003

clutik

Adjective
1.) A new level of gay higher than ever before.
2.)Leelee's ex.

That guy loves hard johnson in his nostrils while he's licking hairy balls, therefore he is very clutik.

by Steve March 24, 2007

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 6, 2003