Steve's definitions

omocod

OMOCOD
One Man One Crate One Day
The task of drinking one crate of beer in one day.

Bob: Hey Steve, fancy doing OMOCOD?
Steve: What the fuck's OMOCOD?
Bob: One Man, One Crate, One Day...

by Steve June 18, 2006

axe wound

a pussy on its period

Sophia had a big axe wound i could see it on her pants.

by Steve November 8, 2004

crust punk

1. Referring to the style of metal-influenced political punk born in the 80s in england by bands such as Amebix, Axgrinder, and Deviated Instinct.
2. A punk who listens to crust music and dresses "crustie" ie: all black, studded denim jacket or vest, and a plethora of band patches and pseudo-politcal slogans. Other common features included dred mullets and homemade tattoos.

We went and saw an awesome crust punk show in someone's basement last night! We were surrounded by about 40 smelly kids with dogs and studded vests drinking 40oz's, and the music was so loud my ears bled. It was great!

by steve May 19, 2004

Lung Mustard

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

by steve April 29, 2003

umm

1.umm is a word commonnley used in times of indecision

Tim, "Cecil would you like pizza or tacos for dinner?"
Cecil, "Umm."
Tim, "Tacos it is then."

by steve April 19, 2005

lashed

1.to get completely drunk, 2. to plan to get drunk.

1.im all lashed up
2.fancy getting lashed, do you want to go on the lash?

by steve February 5, 2004

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008