Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

ultimate woopage

An expression of being elated to full capacity.

'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

new acoustic movement

A movement of music that is both new and acoustic. See Keane, Coldplay, Travis, David Gray and Damien Rice, amongst others.

'This band is of the new acoustic movement'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

wannabe townie

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008