Stephen Metrulas's definitions

newsertainment

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

slocal

n. 1. Native to the San Luis Obispo Area.
2. Someone frequenting Cal Poly college locales but not a Cal Poly student or alumnus.

"You're a slocal aren't you? I can tell by the mullet."

by Stephen Metrulas September 22, 2004

nutra-sweet daddy

n. 1. An older male with enough money to coax a girl into staying with him, but not enough to ensure the girl is pretty.

2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.

"The nutra-sweet daddy picked up his participant button bride from the discount strip-club after she got off work."

by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

bandwagon

Suddenly giving a damn when a team gets good.

The dodgers suddenly look like a decent team, and Brooks jumped right on the bandwagon.

by Stephen Metrulas April 20, 2005

participant button bride

n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."

It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.

by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004