slocal

n. 1. Native to the San Luis Obispo Area.
2. Someone frequenting Cal Poly college locales but not a Cal Poly student or alumnus.

"You're a slocal aren't you? I can tell by the mullet."

by Stephen Metrulas September 23, 2004

newsertainment

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004

participant button bride

n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."

It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.

by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004

nutra-sweet daddy

n. 1. An older male with enough money to coax a girl into staying with him, but not enough to ensure the girl is pretty.

2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.

"The nutra-sweet daddy picked up his participant button bride from the discount strip-club after she got off work."

by Stephen Metrulas September 25, 2004

bandwagon

Suddenly giving a damn when a team gets good.

The dodgers suddenly look like a decent team, and Brooks jumped right on the bandwagon.

by Stephen Metrulas April 21, 2005