Definitions by Stephen Metrulas

bandwagon 

Suddenly giving a damn when a team gets good.

The dodgers suddenly look like a decent team, and Brooks jumped right on the bandwagon.

bandwagon by Stephen Metrulas April 20, 2005

newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

nutra-sweet daddy 

n. 1. An older male with enough money to coax a girl into staying with him, but not enough to ensure the girl is pretty.

2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.

"The nutra-sweet daddy picked up his participant button bride from the discount strip-club after she got off work."

nutra-sweet daddy by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

participant button bride

n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."

It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.

participant button bride by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

slocal 

n. 1. Native to the San Luis Obispo Area.
2. Someone frequenting Cal Poly college locales but not a Cal Poly student or alumnus.

"You're a slocal aren't you? I can tell by the mullet."

slocal by Stephen Metrulas September 22, 2004