Stephan Smolka's definitions

radio nazi

A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.

When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!

by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009

yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.

A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.

by Stephan Smolka April 3, 2009

Encephalophagus

Monster head. I big ugly head on a disproportioned body.

Charlie Brown comic strip characters come close to looking like encephalophaguses.

by Stephan Smolka November 5, 2008

needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.

What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.

Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.

by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009