83.5

A number half way between 83 and 84.

80.5 + 3 = 83.5 (unless you work it out incorrectly)

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004

arses wearing glasses

What Alvaro fucks.

Alvaro fucks arses wearing glasses.

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004

Your Mum

A phrase that can be substituted into quotes to make them funny.

"Pitiful Mortal. Your mum ends here! And your meaningless existance with it!" ~ Seymour Flux, FFX

"Gwa-ha-ha and your mum are up to something." ~ Cait Sith, FF7

"Sin is my old man. Sin is your mum." ~ Tidus, FFX

by Steaver370 November 23, 2004

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Litard

(Also spelt "Letard", but Litard is correct)

A person who is related to a retard, or loves a retard(as in, girlfriend/boyfriend or husband/wife).

Cyril and Jeremy are retards, but Sam is just a litard.

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004

fothermucker

Motherfucker, said by someone who can't speak properly.

"Eww air a fothermucker."

by Steaver370 April 22, 2004

Wipe Your Ass

To shove toilet paper up your butt.

Go wipe your ass.

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004