15 definitions by StatesDude

new hampshire

an industrial state full of grouchy, but highly independent minded people

the grouchy factory worker in new hampshire said live free or die

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

idaho

a western wasteland; famous for growing potatoes; most of the residents are mormons who belong to a militia; lots of trees and moutains

In Idaho, morons shoot guns and grow potatoes

by StatesDude April 4, 2004

nevada

about 7/8 of the state is desert wasteland; almost the entire population of the state lives in urban vegas, reno-sparks, or along lake tahoe; nevada is famous for legalized gambling, legalized prositution, corrupt politicians, and mexican migrant workers

nevada is a good place to get a quickie from whore and blow all your fuckin' money on blackjack.

by StatesDude April 4, 2004

rhode island

a fun, beautiul litte state that everyone forgets the hell about; filled with little island, ethnics (unlike the WASPs in the rest of New England), crazy basketball fans, and good eats

rhode island could destroy massachusetts anyday

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

hawaii

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather

Go to Hawaii if you wanna be in heaven

by StatesDude April 4, 2004

wyoming

a state with just about no people; almost everyone is a rancher; lots of nice scenary and evil cops

No one knows a damn thing about Wyoming.

by StatesDude April 2, 2004

louisiana

most of the state is a hick state filled with rednecks; however, lousiana remains interesting and not completely horrible for 2 reasons; the Cajuns in SW Louisiana have a deep heritage; the largest city of New Orleans is a blues and jazz capital, with lots of french culture and casinos

Louisiana isn't a hick state...as long as you stay south of I-10

by StatesDude April 1, 2004