"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"
by StarSoupMan September 07, 2023

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
