StarSoupMan's definitions

Nob

A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.

"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes

"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023