twollipop

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...

at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.

by Stanky August 17, 2006

fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

avoision

n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.

Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.

by Stanky August 5, 2006

bonghole

the gaping orifice on the stupified face of a stoner, esp. as s/he is slowly drawing smoke into the chamber of a water pipe before releasing the carburetor.

Ron: mmmm...mmm .mmm...mmm!
Anchower: Quit yappin' your bonghole, or you'll blow your bongload.

by Stanky April 20, 2006

egotainment

N. entertainment provided by an individual whose sole purpose is self-indulgent and the glorification of the "personality" doing the entertaining.

Whenever I want a healthy dose of egotainment, I watch Tyra, Geraldo, Oprah or any American Idolatry.

by Stanky August 24, 2006

shutteth thine hole!

What the Lord saith unto thee.

And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"

by Stanky October 28, 2009