mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. September 01, 2003

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. February 06, 2003

bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

dime

Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.

I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

tuna taco

Another name for the female genitalia.

I think I'll go get me some tuna taco tonight.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003