Stan B.'s definitions

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

chocolate thunder

Same as brown shower. Defecating on a sex partner.

He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

vadge

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

black and blue necktie

A hickey.

He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

dime

Also a verb used to describe when a woman exposes her bare breasts in public.

I watched the college girls dime the camera on Girls Gone Wild.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. July 25, 2006