Stampy's definitions

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 4, 2004

flugelhorn

A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.

Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.

by Stampy May 21, 2004

biad

n. A party hosted by two different groups (namely Fraternities) in one venue. A party with three hosts would be a TRIad, etc.

Probe: "Did you hear about Tekes' biad with Betas last night?
Eric: "Yeah, I heard it was the biggest Sausage Fest since the time Pirate House held a kegger."

by Stampy January 10, 2006

lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

by Stampy May 19, 2004

bbq beef curtains

The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.

Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.

by Stampy June 21, 2004