Definitions by Stains and Smears

black eggs 

A Black man's balls.

Kiesha gave LeRoy a good blowjob which included sucking on his big Black Eggs.

black eggs by Stains and Smears May 10, 2018

Cock Neck 

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

Cock Neck by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

skunking a motherfucker 

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

skunking a motherfucker by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

Texas multi fuck 

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

Texas multi fuck by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

pumpkin love

The act of having sex with a pumpkin.

jimmy intends to make a fresh pie as soon as he shows his pumpkin some "pumpkin love".

pumpkin love by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017

amplifarted 

when a fart is amplified when sitting on the toilet bowl, creating a sound that is many times louder in volume than normal.

i was taking a shit in my girlfriends dorm when i amplifarted and everyone in the next room could clearly hear it.

amplifarted by Stains and Smears November 27, 2017

a weinstein 

When a man jerks off into a potted plant in front of a horrified female witness.

We went out for sushi, but had to cut it short when my date pulled a weinstein with a ficus before dessert.

a weinstein by Stains and Smears October 16, 2017