Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness

I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

Fun

Fun is an acronym for frequent undisturbed naughtiness

My Friend lives about forty miles from Dublin, near the Curragh in Co. Kildare. She sent me an email asking me to arrange to see her. She suggested we have coffee, have some fun and see the absurdity of the world.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

bed

bed is an acronym for be dominated

In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"

by St Ias January 02, 2006

duncher

A duncher is a flat cap that used to be worn by the shipyard workers at Harland & Wolff, Shipbuilders, Queen's Island, Belfast

Andy Capp, a cartoon character created by Reg Smythe for the British newspaper the Daily Mirror, always wore a duncher

by St Ias November 23, 2005

getting your end away

Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman

When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".

by St Ias November 23, 2005

coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

nnritb

nnritb is an acronym for naughty nightly romps in the bedroom

Many open minded couples enjoy nnritb

by St Ias December 29, 2005