8 definitions by Squishy Cool
by Squishy Cool August 15, 2006
Similar to ridonculous, but a little bit cooler. It's the most extreme version of ridiculous. Used especially if you're extremely angry or appalled.
Person 1: "I'm not buying you any more ice cream. You seriously don't need any more."
Person 2: "WTF?! That's completely dikronculous!"
Person 2: "WTF?! That's completely dikronculous!"
by Squishy Cool July 27, 2006
by Squishy Cool July 31, 2006
This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".
Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:
Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."
Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."
Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."
Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."
by Squishy Cool August 12, 2006
The ability some men have to fix everything and answer very difficult questions, while also being quite manly and masculine.
Me: "Dude, my Green Day tape broke!"
Sam: "Here, I'll fix it. *fixes*"
Me: "OMG! You have some amazing manly skillpowers!"
Sam: "Here, I'll fix it. *fixes*"
Me: "OMG! You have some amazing manly skillpowers!"
by Squishy Cool August 12, 2006
by Squishy Cool July 27, 2006
Like when people say jk, which is internet slang for just kidding, but they actually say the letters. In this form, you elongate the y sound, so you say "jayyy kayyy!". It means you are just kidding, and is much cooler to say out loud than just "jk" or "just kidding!".
by Squishy Cool August 3, 2006