axing

The act of walking up to a door late at night, slamming an axe into it with all your strength, and leaving it there.

"I'm going axing tonight."

by Squeed July 02, 2006

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed September 03, 2005

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 02, 2005

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 03, 2005

xanga

Actually a pretty decent way to spend an afternoon if you do a search for "goth", "depressed", or "emo."

Them:"i hurt inside. i cut myself again today."
You: *Pbthhhh* WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Squeed February 15, 2005

pink floyd

1) a famous band

2) a body part

1) duh.

2) dude, your pink floyd just tore down the wall...

by Squeed February 18, 2005

Hell

Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.

Some people will tell you that Hell is "where every evil soul goes after the body dies. It is located in the middle of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over by Satan, Prince of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.

by Squeed September 01, 2005