maz

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

by Squatdog November 08, 2004

Spetz Naz

A person who enjoys spetz immensely.

argh, dont touch me you dirty spetz naz artist!

by Squatdog November 26, 2003

blackbart

One hairy boong usually found lurking on EnterTheGame. Thinks he can play CS but he's just an average goon drinking, petrol sniffer from down south.

blackbart: LOL Me and Malcolm drank 8 litres of goon each and didnt even get drunk
Squatdog: err...

by Squatdog January 20, 2005

Donk

The Engine of a car, usually a V8 351 Windsor Ford engine.

Pull the donk out and replace it fool!

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

SMP

a brand of clothing try-hard skaters wear to look kewl.

i iz smp skater bro, i'll kickflip up to this ledge and look kewl, fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

SMP Skater

a homosexual commonly found with red hair who thinks he can skate. other names for such creature are Wranga, abo and tool.

watch me kickflip!!! im an smp skater, d00d.

by Squatdog November 28, 2003

farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003