Squatdog's definitions

SMP

a brand of clothing try-hard skaters wear to look kewl.

i iz smp skater bro, i'll kickflip up to this ledge and look kewl, fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

SMP Skater

a homosexual commonly found with red hair who thinks he can skate. other names for such creature are Wranga, abo and tool.

watch me kickflip!!! im an smp skater, d00d.

by Squatdog November 28, 2003

Grow A Beard

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

PubicMan

Someone who gets off over fantisising or playing with anothers (usually males) pubic region

"man, keep your pubic hands off my pubic region, pubic man you fag"

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

connections

a gay bar

im off to connections, boys, maybe i will get connected tonight...

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

farting around

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off

quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car

by Squatdog October 26, 2003