Spunky McSpunkerson's definitions

ballbag hangtime

The time delay experienced between getting hit in the balls and feeling inconsolable pain.

Observer 1:Oooh, Johnny just got smacked in the ballbags.
Observer 2: Why is he not in pain though??
Jimmy falls to his knees
Observer 1: Must of been ballbag hangtime bruv.

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

poo chat frown

When someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don't care for that kind of chat

I turned around, and little Johnny had done his first poo in the potty. I was so proud of him pooing all alone. Poo, poo, poo-de-poo.

Turns to Dave What's up Dave

*Poo Chat Frowning*

by Spunky McSpunkerson January 2, 2017

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016