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Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.
Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
mugGet the Churchie Zoomersmug.

Tomuzzy

Term short for “Tomorrow
Alex: Bro you free tomuzzy?

Jake: Nah bro. Swimming.
by Spuddy Bruv August 11, 2024
mugGet the Tomuzzymug.

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.
I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
mugGet the Spudmug.

Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.
Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!
by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025
mugGet the Double Happsmug.

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something
Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
mugGet the Ropmug.

Marly Red

A Marlboro red

Also known as Marlies and M Reddas
Pans: hey man you want a Manny?

Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds

Marly Red
by Spuddy Bruv July 11, 2025
mugGet the Marly Redmug.

Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)
Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
mugGet the Gps schools rankedmug.

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