Igotmyboysbrah

The deep relief you have because you think about the homies you got after something bad happened so you basically are unaffected by the unfortunate event, outcome, etc

Amy: Hey I saw the hottest guy at gym

Me thinking to myself: that sucks I might cry myself to sleep tonight

Me: FUCK YOU AMY igotmyboysbrah

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024

AIC SCHOOLS RANKED

#1 St Edmund’s

#2 St Peter’s Lutheran

#3 St Pats

#4 Iona

#5 Villa

#6 Padua

#7 Ambrose Treacy College

#8 Laurie’s

#9 Marist

It’s AIC schools ranked

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

WHO CARES BRUZ?

When you are depressed over the fact a girl will never want you but Zyzz sends some pure motivation over you to lift some weights, put on some weight and GET RIPPED BRAHHHHH

Me: I’m depressed bro, the fact she’ll never want me hurts bad.

Me: FUCK THAT BRAH WHO CARES BRUZ? GET RIPPED DRINK THA C TINE AND FUCKIN DOMINATE

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023

Rm Belt

A belt that was made for “country people”, but can only be seen on private schoolboys.

Alfred: How was your holidays Spuddy?

Spud: It was bare mid, I went to Gympie

Alfred: that’s shit, I heard they don’t even wear Rm Belts

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Indro

It’s Indooroopilly, full of Splc girls and a wide range of private schoolers

Jawny: Lessgo to Indro

Alf: Why? So we can check out the basic Splc girls? I’m right thanks.

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024