Spuddy Bruv's definitions
A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.
Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!
Southport boy 2: who vs?
Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers
Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss
Southport boy 2: who vs?
Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers
Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

by Spuddy Bruv August 11, 2024

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.
Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?
John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!
Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!
John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!
Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!
by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Pans: hey man you want a Manny?
Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds
Marly Red
Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds
Marly Red
by Spuddy Bruv July 11, 2025

#1 Ipswich Grammar School
#2 Brisbane Boys College
#3 Southport
#4 Terrace
#5 Toowoomba Grammar
#6 Brisbane Grammar School
#7 Churchie (woof)
#8 Nudgee (donut)
#9 Bshs (who invited them?)
#2 Brisbane Boys College
#3 Southport
#4 Terrace
#5 Toowoomba Grammar
#6 Brisbane Grammar School
#7 Churchie (woof)
#8 Nudgee (donut)
#9 Bshs (who invited them?)
Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?
Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate
Gps schools ranked
Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate
Gps schools ranked
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
