Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Igotmyboysbrah

The deep relief you have because you think about the homies you got after something bad happened so you basically are unaffected by the unfortunate event, outcome, etc

Amy: Hey I saw the hottest guy at gym

Me thinking to myself: that sucks I might cry myself to sleep tonight

Me: FUCK YOU AMY igotmyboysbrah

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024

Marly Red

A Marlboro red

Also known as Marlies and M Reddas

Pans: hey man you want a Manny?

Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds

Marly Red

by Spuddy Bruv July 12, 2025

Egopacka

The highest form of arrogant snob possible, Usually a kid from a private boys school who has a family so powerful he can’t give a fuck about what he does.

Damien: Did you hear Martin called Steph a fat bitch?

Spuddy: who cares? He’s an Egopacka

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something

Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Yeezy 350

I want them

I want a pair of Yeezy 350s

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 08, 2024