Spuddy Bruv's definitions

Egopacka

The highest form of arrogant snob possible, Usually a kid from a private boys school who has a family so powerful he can’t give a fuck about what he does.

Damien: Did you hear Martin called Steph a fat bitch?

Spuddy: who cares? He’s an Egopacka

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something

Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Harrow

The 1% less version of Eton, but it’s cool cos they do have those Toffed up boaters.

Harrow boy: what are you doing here Eton Boy?

Eton boy: dominating in cricket obviously chap

Harrow boy: shut your gob before I turn you into an Eton mess oldboy

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Eton Leggit

I don’t know what it is but Eton boys scurry into different directions causing Toff mayhem.

Eton boy 1: You fellow lads want to commit a bit of scallywag mischief ?

Eton boy 2: what like? An Eton Leggit?

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024