Spuddy Bruv's definitions

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Tomuzzy

Term short for “Tomorrow”

Alex: Bro you free tomuzzy?

Jake: Nah bro. Swimming.

by Spuddy Bruv August 11, 2024

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.

Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!

by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something

Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Marly Red

A Marlboro red

Also known as Marlies and M Reddas

Pans: hey man you want a Manny?

Scott: fuck off mate I picked up a black market pack of Marly reds

Marly Red

by Spuddy Bruv July 11, 2025

Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)

Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024