SpringLoaded's definitions

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

knee slapper

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.

Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

gunkster

A cross between a punk, a goth, and a gangster.
Typically someone who draws on their face with eyeliner, and wears spiked bracelettes, but doesn't listen to goth or punk music at all,
they listen to 50 cent.

Diana loves 50 cent, but cuts herself and wears eyeliner tears.

by Springloaded September 6, 2005

shiznit

To say "That is the shit!" in idiot form.

Which means that something is great, not that it is crap, or poo, or fecal matter.

Why shit can be a good thing, I don't know

Don't be Hatin' y'all cause I am the Shiznit! Not crap!

by SpringLoaded November 30, 2003

Phart

How gay ass wankstas spell fart.

Man, I like pharted yesterday, it was SO PHAT!

by SpringLoaded July 12, 2003

computer mash

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."
"Like how?"
"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

by Springloaded April 25, 2006