Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

gradsturbating

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013

Post Season Sadness Disorder

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

by Sportsguy1991 March 06, 2014

Dinky Dinky

An incredibly small penis.

That man has a dinky dinky

by Sportsguy1991 May 03, 2013

insane fool

someone who just doesn't get anything at all or know what he or she is doing.

My ex is an insane fool

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

Raceaholic

Someone addicted to watching, attending or talking about motor races.

That man next door to me goes to Daytona 500, Indy 500, Coke Zero 400 and many more motor races. When he's not going to the races, he watches it constantly and never stops talking about races. He's such a raceaholic.

by Sportsguy1991 March 31, 2015

Hot Skirt

A miniskirt worn by an extremely attractive woman with long luxurious blonde hair.

Kate Upton looks really nice in a hot skirt

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013