gradsturbating

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013

hug dance

a slow dance move where a pair embraces close to one another while the song is still playing. Usually provides sexual enjoyment to one another.

At my high school dance, I loved to hug dance with the girls.

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

KYA

Kick Your Ass

If you creep out my wife again, I'll KYA!!!!!

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

insane fool

someone who just doesn't get anything at all or know what he or she is doing.

My ex is an insane fool

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

rope belted

When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.

That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted

by Sportsguy1991 September 05, 2013