Freshen-Up

The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!

Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?

Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?

Young Boy: I hate you.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Blanco Nino

1) One whose nose bleeds when confronted with any sort of physical contact with the ground.
2) One who is sacked.

Nice catch Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Holy Diver

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Rainbow in the Dark

1) No sign of the morning coming
2) No sight of the day
3) Being left on your own

Hector: Yo man, the lightning always done bring me down.
Dio: You're a rainbow in the dark.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Busridah

When a Jamaican man inexplicably appears at your bathroom window in order to deter you from experimenting with aerosol inhalants.

Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah.
Pontinedya tine wit da busridah. OH!

by SpookyTree April 23, 2004

Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Big League Chew

Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.

When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004