Spongebob Spliffpants's definitions

JLF

Joint Liberation Front - The tactful acquisition of another person's joint.

Approach joint smoker stealthily. Take aforementioned joint from them and scream "JLF!" whilst running away and muttering "I go stelf agum".

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Spongebob

Better than you.

"Spongebob is better than you"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Mange

1.(See "Bleurgh")

see "Bleurgh"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Skanjabiss

Skunk/Ganja/Cannabis all rolled up into one easy to use word type thingy.

"Would you like some skanjabiss"
"Why yes thankyou sir that would be most delightful indeed!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Merh

Ones expression of their intense indifference.

1."Do you want some ketchup?"
"Merh"

2."Did you fuck a minger?!"
"Merh!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Stelf Agum

An Agum wut is stealthy

Whilst leaping over table in German classroom (Or in similar situation) shout or mutter "I go stelf Agum!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003