Spongebob Spliffpants's definitions

JLF

Joint Liberation Front - The tactful acquisition of another person's joint.

Approach joint smoker stealthily. Take aforementioned joint from them and scream "JLF!" whilst running away and muttering "I go stelf agum".

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Mange

1.(See "Bleurgh")

see "Bleurgh"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Spongebob

Better than you.

"Spongebob is better than you"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Skanjabiss

Skunk/Ganja/Cannabis all rolled up into one easy to use word type thingy.

"Would you like some skanjabiss"
"Why yes thankyou sir that would be most delightful indeed!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Merh

Ones expression of their intense indifference.

1."Do you want some ketchup?"
"Merh"

2."Did you fuck a minger?!"
"Merh!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

fancypants

1.Pants that are particularly fancy today.
2.Shoved on the end of anyone's name who happens to be particularly fancy.
N.B. Your fancyness can not exceed that of Lappo,Circus,Timothy and Bradley as they are all fancier than thou.

Hold your pinky up as high as you can and exclaim "Fancier than thou!"..as long as your pinky is the highest you are the fanciest...other than the aforementioned fancypantses.

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

fkunk

1.Skunk what is funky
2.funky Skunk

Yo bruvver you got some fkunk for me?

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003