Spltbird's definitions

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002