butterface

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 5, 2003

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002