Splancer's definitions

Baseball

The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.

Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?

Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!

Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.

by Splancer December 28, 2005

lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

Smokers Luck

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.

Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.

by Splancer December 17, 2006

24

1. No. of century's it's gonna take Toronto Maple Leafs to win The Stanley Cup.
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV

1. Fuckin Toronto Meat Loafs
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral

by Splancer December 17, 2006

brass

When you take a shit and it burns for the whole fuckin day

Pete: Dude what's wrong with you? You've been walkin funny all day.

Spence: Guy, I've had brass all day... give me a fuckin break!

by Splancer January 4, 2007