it's no Katrina

It could have been worse.

Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.

Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina

by Splancer October 12, 2005

Smokers Luck

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.

Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.

by Splancer December 16, 2006

Drigh

Pronounced: dry
To be high and drunk at the same time.

Spence: Hey man, let's get high!
Mike: No man, let's get drunk!
Pete: No guys, let's get drigh!!

by Splancer January 20, 2006

brass

When you take a shit and it burns for the whole fuckin day

Pete: Dude what's wrong with you? You've been walkin funny all day.

Spence: Guy, I've had brass all day... give me a fuckin break!

by Splancer January 03, 2007

conan o'brian

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!

Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan

by Splancer January 20, 2006