Definitions by Spit Blood

choke the bishop 

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

choke the bishop by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

trippin 

To be under the influence of a hallucinogen such as LSD or "Shrooms"

When I was trippin' I thought I could fly, so I jumped off the roof of the Kwik-Stop and broke my neck.

trippin by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pussyfoot 

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

pussyfoot by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

elephant walk 

A group dance, generally used as a hazing activity. Put one thumb in your mouth and the other in the asshole of the person in front of you. Everybody does this so that it forms a loop. You proceed to dance around in a circle. Should anyone's thumb become dislodged from the ass of the person in front of them, they must switch thumbs.

I heard AEPi makes their pledges do the elephant walk.

elephant walk by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck 

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

fuck truck by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

kick it

To play a song a high degree of skill; possibly to improvise.

How about, we'll kick it. I'll say "kick it" and you just kick it with a tasty groove... ready... kick it... kick it... come on goddammit Kyle could you one time kick it what the fuck? We have a crucial clutch-cargo gig coming up Kyle you COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit and I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude! You fucker! You fuckin' biiitch!

kick it by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

shitkicker 

a redneck who does a lot of drugs

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"

shitkicker by Spit Blood April 15, 2003