Definitions by Spit Blood

double fuck 

Sex when two guys fuck the same chick at the same time. Generally one in the front and one in the back.

I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by 2 black studs. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left. So I'm guessing she probably hadn't.

double fuck by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bishop 

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

choke the bishop by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze 

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

dildo squeeze by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

kick it

To play a song a high degree of skill; possibly to improvise.

How about, we'll kick it. I'll say "kick it" and you just kick it with a tasty groove... ready... kick it... kick it... come on goddammit Kyle could you one time kick it what the fuck? We have a crucial clutch-cargo gig coming up Kyle you COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit and I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude! You fucker! You fuckin' biiitch!

kick it by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

lixx 

Speedy guitar notes or chords that require a great deal of skill to play. Generally part of a solo.

I can play some really hot lixx too. Like the ones that are way up high on the tiny strings and you have to mash your fingers on 'em like "meeedly meeeeldy meeeedly meeeeooooooow!!..."

lixx by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

pussyfoot 

To act in an overly cautious, wussy manner.

Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.

pussyfoot by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck 

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

fuck truck by Spit Blood April 15, 2003