Spit Blood's definitions

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

FUG

A Fucking Ugly Girl
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
see also warpig

That chick is so hairy she got a full-fledged mustache, what a FUG.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

cumdump

The end result of a blumpkin

how males multiple orgasm

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

buttne

Acne on the butt.

Though he could reach the zits on his face, he wasn't limber enough to pop his buttne on his ass with the compass.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003