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I went to the theature and saw Blair Witch project and thought it was the best movie ever... Then when I bought it I relized it was fake and now it's a so-so movie
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
Get the BLAIR WITCH PROJECT mug.A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the South Park mug.Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the Lacrosse mug.The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the Seinfeld mug.a man who nobody should like but is by far not the worst president ever. I'm a republican, and I do not like George Bush, but I would never call him a KKK member, perhaps corrupt and perhaps a liar, but not in the KKK, not a retard, and he dosn't hate minoritys just because people want to find ways to hate him. I don't hate him, I DISLIKE HIM, and unless you know George Bush, you SHOULDN'T hate him!
Every person in America: George Bush is a republican idiot stupid dumbass asshole redneck moron retard cunt dick twat bitch conservative pussy dumb fag fucktard gay hick who's in the KKK and hates minoritys because of Hurricane Katrina! I know this because I don't know George Bush personally and everyone hates him so I should too!
by Spikesy July 8, 2006
Get the George Bush mug.Misconseptions about football:
1) The word football is used because in the late 1800's, the only ran the ball with there feet
2)The game was introduced to Americans by europeans. Touchdowns were one point. The Europeans, called it football.
3) Pads MAKE THE GAME TOUGHER than Rugby. Don't give me that "Rugby for Girls" shit. Have you played, or seen a game? No.
4) Tackles hurt like hell. A text-book tackle is to get low. Use leg pads to push forword, get the shoulder pads to the stamach, wrap your arms around the opposing player, and take your Helmet and put it under the opposing players chin and deliver a blow.
5) The game started out without pads. It did not catch on, as many americans saw how similar it is to Rugby. After pads were put in, Americans forgot all about Rugby.
6) The reason the rest of the world dosn't care about American Football, is because the rest of the world have no idea what American Football is. Austraila, Canada, and Germany all love football because THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS.
7) America is the third most populated country in the world. America is the only country having all Big Five sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer) In america, Football is the most popular and beloved sport. In America, Soccer is considered a children's sport and is the least popular and least beloved sport. Therfour, if the whole world had America's sports, soccer would be the fourth most beloved as in America.
8) America has a right to say soccer sucks, because we PLAY soccer. Most of Europe does not play Football nor know the rules, so they DON'T have a right to say football sucks.
9) I have seen a rugby, soccer, and Football game, infact, I've seen many. I've seen a full Rugby game at the ESPN zone, I've seen multiple soccer games during the world cup, and I've seen many football games during the fall of course. Football is the best by far.
10) Football is extremely fast-paced. They don't treansition to commercial ever 5 minutes, Nor do they stop playing ever 5 seconds. Stop your ignorance, if you ever had watched a game you would know how great it is.
11) Football is very physically demanding, and it does take athletic skill. The Querterback position in football requirse you to be smart, Defensive end position requires you to be strong and fast, WR's requires you to be fast and catch well, RB's requires you to be strong, fast, catch, and have good instincs, Offensive lineman requires you to be strong, Tight End requires you to be strong and catch well, it goes on and on.
12) Football isn't a "bunch of fatties running into each other" Can you read a zone defence, create smart audibles to counteract them, and tell the blitz? Can you find a hole and create a cut and still fend off 335 lb. (That is 152 kilograms if I'm not mistakin) Lineman from tackling you? No
13) Football players are not even fat. 4% body fat mean anything to you? If I'm not mistakin, that is 96% muscle.
14) Rugby players are a lot smaller than football players.
15) Weight in Football players very. A WR ususally are 180 LB. (70 kg I think) and pretty skinny, While the Linebackers are 335 lb. (See number 12) and very strong. Not all are 300 lb. monstors while not all of them or skinny little twigs.
16) The term soccer, was created by EUROPEANS. So stop your bitchin'! We didn't make up the name!
1) The word football is used because in the late 1800's, the only ran the ball with there feet
2)The game was introduced to Americans by europeans. Touchdowns were one point. The Europeans, called it football.
3) Pads MAKE THE GAME TOUGHER than Rugby. Don't give me that "Rugby for Girls" shit. Have you played, or seen a game? No.
4) Tackles hurt like hell. A text-book tackle is to get low. Use leg pads to push forword, get the shoulder pads to the stamach, wrap your arms around the opposing player, and take your Helmet and put it under the opposing players chin and deliver a blow.
5) The game started out without pads. It did not catch on, as many americans saw how similar it is to Rugby. After pads were put in, Americans forgot all about Rugby.
6) The reason the rest of the world dosn't care about American Football, is because the rest of the world have no idea what American Football is. Austraila, Canada, and Germany all love football because THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS.
7) America is the third most populated country in the world. America is the only country having all Big Five sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer) In america, Football is the most popular and beloved sport. In America, Soccer is considered a children's sport and is the least popular and least beloved sport. Therfour, if the whole world had America's sports, soccer would be the fourth most beloved as in America.
8) America has a right to say soccer sucks, because we PLAY soccer. Most of Europe does not play Football nor know the rules, so they DON'T have a right to say football sucks.
9) I have seen a rugby, soccer, and Football game, infact, I've seen many. I've seen a full Rugby game at the ESPN zone, I've seen multiple soccer games during the world cup, and I've seen many football games during the fall of course. Football is the best by far.
10) Football is extremely fast-paced. They don't treansition to commercial ever 5 minutes, Nor do they stop playing ever 5 seconds. Stop your ignorance, if you ever had watched a game you would know how great it is.
11) Football is very physically demanding, and it does take athletic skill. The Querterback position in football requirse you to be smart, Defensive end position requires you to be strong and fast, WR's requires you to be fast and catch well, RB's requires you to be strong, fast, catch, and have good instincs, Offensive lineman requires you to be strong, Tight End requires you to be strong and catch well, it goes on and on.
12) Football isn't a "bunch of fatties running into each other" Can you read a zone defence, create smart audibles to counteract them, and tell the blitz? Can you find a hole and create a cut and still fend off 335 lb. (That is 152 kilograms if I'm not mistakin) Lineman from tackling you? No
13) Football players are not even fat. 4% body fat mean anything to you? If I'm not mistakin, that is 96% muscle.
14) Rugby players are a lot smaller than football players.
15) Weight in Football players very. A WR ususally are 180 LB. (70 kg I think) and pretty skinny, While the Linebackers are 335 lb. (See number 12) and very strong. Not all are 300 lb. monstors while not all of them or skinny little twigs.
16) The term soccer, was created by EUROPEANS. So stop your bitchin'! We didn't make up the name!
American: Well, I kind of like the Cardinals this year, they have improved there offence bettering their O-Line and QB core, but the Cowboys are looking good with Terrell Owens....
European: American Football sucks
American: Oh, so you watch it to?
EuropeanL No, I don't get it on telivision.
American: Oh, so you can't watch the NFL?
European: What the hell is the NFL?
European: American Football sucks
American: Oh, so you watch it to?
EuropeanL No, I don't get it on telivision.
American: Oh, so you can't watch the NFL?
European: What the hell is the NFL?
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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