Spikesy's definitions
#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.
#2 The best show in television history
#2 The best show in television history
#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!
^ The Simpsons
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!
^ The Simpsons
by Spikesy July 8, 2006
Get the The Simpsonsmug. Tom Brady has 2 sisters, the stupidest looking smile ever, and whenever he talks on TV he has to cuss, perhaps trying to make him sound masculent. After all that, makes it sound kind of strange that you could compare him to Steve Young.
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the Tom Bradymug. Most of the time are nice people who don't push there beliefs on Christians, just as most of the time christians don't push there belifs on Atheist's. The Media, makes both seem true. But dont get me wrong, there are both types. My science teacher back in 6th grade had once said to a student that he would love to tell him the truth about Christianity, and if it wasn't for laws stopping him he would. That's the example of the bad kind, someone who has to to push opinions all over people, and the fact that he was like 11 years old was especially stupid.
The atheist belief though, is often strange. Atheist belive in no higher power, however there is no evidence that they are right. The Big Bang theory is a theory, not fact, and even if there was a big bang, where did THAT come from? Life is so uncertain and history is unclear to know what happensa and what has happened.
But no matter what it will always be this way: Where there is faith and hope, there is always someone to ruin it. Like I said, there is always the good kind who dont push it on people, science in generel seems to push belifs like this. People were a whole lot happier not knowing all these scientific facts supposedly disaproving there whole life and belifs, why does it have to be that way? They say ignorance is bliss, BUT they are not provin ignorant yet! The way I see it, everything but medical science is not neccisarily needed. Science has created the very things we fear, chemical weapons. Science sheds light on the world, but the light can kill you. The whole basic idea of science is to find out what every single thing really is. I honestly do not care if everything but lighning is made of atoms, but I really care those same atoms could destroy a whole country.
The atheist belief though, is often strange. Atheist belive in no higher power, however there is no evidence that they are right. The Big Bang theory is a theory, not fact, and even if there was a big bang, where did THAT come from? Life is so uncertain and history is unclear to know what happensa and what has happened.
But no matter what it will always be this way: Where there is faith and hope, there is always someone to ruin it. Like I said, there is always the good kind who dont push it on people, science in generel seems to push belifs like this. People were a whole lot happier not knowing all these scientific facts supposedly disaproving there whole life and belifs, why does it have to be that way? They say ignorance is bliss, BUT they are not provin ignorant yet! The way I see it, everything but medical science is not neccisarily needed. Science has created the very things we fear, chemical weapons. Science sheds light on the world, but the light can kill you. The whole basic idea of science is to find out what every single thing really is. I honestly do not care if everything but lighning is made of atoms, but I really care those same atoms could destroy a whole country.
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
Get the Atheistmug. A clever show that pokes fun at society. The minute people see how crappy the animation is they dismiss it at crap but in reality it is a very smart show.
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the South Parkmug. The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.
So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.
EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg
EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.
EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg
EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
by Spikesy June 11, 2006
Get the Peyton Manningmug. Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the Lacrossemug. The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the Seinfeldmug.