Definitions by Sphincterella

phallimony 

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

phallimony by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

woolly man meat by sphincterella June 28, 2010

pube steak 

The hairier cousin of tube steak.

John: Wanna taste my five inches of fun, babe?

Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!

pube steak by sphincterella June 28, 2010

scrodeling 

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

scrodeling by sphincterella June 28, 2010

bungho 

A state of arousal triggered by the sight of: 1. a ba donka donk; 2. a tight pink butthole.

Damn, that big ass got me bungho!

bungho by sphincterella June 28, 2010

dcsl's

dirty cock sucking lips, i.e., the mouth of a crackwhore or skank.

That hoe on the corner has some nasty dcsl's.

dcsl's by sphincterella January 6, 2010

dildocchio 

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

dildocchio by sphincterella October 15, 2007