Definitions by Spencer Ace

Rockies Cock 

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

Rockies Cock by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

Maryland Crabpinch by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Twister 

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

Tennessee Twister by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Appalachian Firefly 

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

Appalachian Firefly by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Nebraskan Leprechaun 

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

Nebraskan Leprechaun by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

New Hampshire Heater 

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

New Hampshire Heater by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

Wisconsin Churchill by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019