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Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan
I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Girab

(Jee Rab)
1. Any female who has an unnaturally large amount of abs to the extent in which it is a turn- off for guys
2. A derogatory name for a girl who has man-like features (Ex. Mustache, muscles, abs)
Dude, look at that girl's abs! What a Girab
by Spencer Ace January 4, 2015
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Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers
I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
mugGet the Rockies Cockmug.

moonyear

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018
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