Definitions by Spencer Ace

Rockies Cock 

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

Rockies Cock by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Southern Dip 

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

Southern Dip by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

Maryland Crabpinch by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Twister 

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

Tennessee Twister by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Carolina Cottonpicker 

A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery

Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery

Carolina Cottonpicker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Nebraskan Leprechaun 

A ginger hillbilly

I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns

Nebraskan Leprechaun by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

Wisconsin Churchill by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019